A very short story . . .

[TW]

One day a man was driving down a two lane country road. A woman was driving in the opposite direction. As the two cars passed each other the woman rolled down her window and yelled, "PIG!" This angered him, so he rolled down his window and yelled, " YA FAT COW!" When he rounded the next curve there was a huge pig in the road, swerving to avoid it he lost control of his car a smashed into a telephone pole.




































If only men would learn to listen.

[Shellie]

See, that wasn't so hard, now was it?

[JanB]

I copied this and laid it on my husband's desk, I just heard a faint groan coming from that direction.

[soulsearcher]

And another....

MEN IN HEAVEN

When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women."

"I want all the women to report to St. Peter." Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

God then turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."

[RamboPreacher]

..If only men would learn to listen.

If only women would say what they mean.

[Shellie]

If only we could figure this whole thing out.

[RamboPreacher]

Main Entry: thing
Pronunciation: 'thi[ng]
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English, thing, assembly; akin to Old High German ding thing, assembly, Gothic theihs time
1 a : a matter of concern : AFFAIR <many things to do> b plural : state of affairs in general or within a specified or implied sphere <things are improving> c : a particular state of affairs : SITUATION <look at this thing another way> d : EVENT, CIRCUMSTANCE <that shooting was a terrible thing>
2 a : DEED, ACT, ACCOMPLISHMENT <do great things> b : a product of work or activity <likes to build things> c : the aim of effort or activity <the thing is to get well>
3 a : a separate and distinct individual quality, fact, idea, or usually entity b : the concrete entity as distinguished from its appearances c : a spatial entity d : an inanimate object distinguished from a living being
4 a plural : POSSESSIONS, EFFECTS <pack your things> b : whatever may be possessed or owned or be the object of a right c : an article of clothing <not a thing to wear> d plural : equipment or utensils especially for a particular purpose <bring the tea things>
5 : an object or entity not precisely designated or capable of being designated <use this thing>
6 a : DETAIL, POINT <checks every little thing> b : a material or substance of a specified kind <avoid fatty things>
7 a : a spoken or written observation or point b : IDEA, NOTION <says the first thing he thinks of> c : a piece of news or information <couldn't get a thing out of him>
8 : INDIVIDUAL <not a living thing in sight>
9 : the proper or fashionable way of behaving, talking, or dressing -- used with the
10 a : a mild obsession or phobia <has a thing about driving>; also : the object of such an obsession or phobia b : something (as an activity) that makes a strong appeal to the individual : FORTE, SPECIALTY <letting students do their own thing -- Newsweek> <I think travelling is very much a novelist's thing -- Philip Larkin>
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