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Postby Shellie » October 13th, 2007, 8:06 am

I rear ended a car this morning...



The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!



He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"



So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"



That's how the fight started....
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Postby JanB » October 13th, 2007, 3:24 pm

:lol: :lol: I assume this is a joke, so I am laughing. :lol:
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Postby Sherry » October 14th, 2007, 7:55 am

Hope it's a joke, cause I'm laughing too!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


If not, sorry about your car! :shock:
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Postby soulsearcher » October 15th, 2007, 10:59 am

Joke or no joke, I'm laughing. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Jennifer Smith » October 15th, 2007, 4:22 pm

Apparently he was Grumpy.

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Postby AndyG » October 16th, 2007, 7:11 am

Who knows, maybe he was a Doc late for a tee time?

He seemed a little Dopey to me...

He certainly wasn't Bashful to state his opinion....

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Postby soulsearcher » October 17th, 2007, 5:32 am

You could have knocked him down a peg or two. Oh, now, wait - that had already been done. :lol: Serves him right for being so short-tempered. :lol: :lol:
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Postby turbotim » October 24th, 2007, 9:32 am

That was great Shellie..... I loved it...

So, is it a joke or what? hehehehe

Sounds like one...
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Postby Shellie » October 25th, 2007, 1:04 am

I'm wounded. Do you guys really think that I would actually say something like this? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby RamboPreacher » October 25th, 2007, 2:59 am

Shellie wrote:I'm wounded. Do you guys really think that I would actually say something like this? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
you didn't say it wasn't you, and since you posted it, the context implies that you were in an accident and this actually happened. :)
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Postby Shellie » October 25th, 2007, 4:27 am

you didn't say it wasn't you, and since you posted it, the context implies that you were in an accident and this actually happened.


I know all that.

I'm just laughing that you all KNOW I would have said something like that.
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Postby soulsearcher » October 25th, 2007, 4:58 am

Shellie wrote:I'm just laughing that you all KNOW I would have said something like that.


DUH! And if there, we'd all have stood around and fed you more lines. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Shellie » October 25th, 2007, 6:26 am

soulsearcher

DUH! And if there, we'd all have stood around and fed you more lines.


I'm so blessed. God has given me awesome friends!
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Postby turbotim » October 26th, 2007, 4:09 pm

Shellie wrote:soulsearcher

DUH! And if there, we'd all have stood around and fed you more lines.


I'm so blessed. God has given me awesome friends!



We wuv you Shellie.... :lol:
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