the blonde and the horse

[Full Quiver]

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.



It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip.




She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck but she slides down the horse's side anyway.




The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.



Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.



As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune...



.....Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse......



...and you thought all they did was say Hello.

[RamboPreacher]

as a blond (now that it's really short), that is offensive, belittling and thoughtless. you should be ashamed.






















everyone knows that we would never even be able to get on the horse in the first place!