Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs

[Pastor Bill]

Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunch time approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.

'Hello, hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'

For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted,

'Hello! Is anyone down there?'

Just as she was about to give up all hope, there came a faint voice from deep within the mine. "Vote for Obama, Vote for Obama"

Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive...

[Jennifer Smith]

yes, but how is that possible, since Dopey never talks?

[Jennifer Smith]

Have you heard the one about the dwarf? I ran into his car...

He got out of the car as mad as he could be, and as I got out to apologize he was turning red and smoke was coming out of his ears.

I said, "You wouldn't be "Grumpy," would you?