Postby dolfan » July 10th, 2009, 10:50 am
A twist on "I Survived A Japenese Game Show".
Slather the buns in Crisco. Make everyone wear plastic gloves so they can't pick them up easily. Blindfolded. Make them find a bun out a pile of buns, open the bun, put ketchup and mustard on the bun, and then have a partner pick up, carry and put a hot dog in the bun -- using only their two pinky fingers, also slathered in Crisco -- and have the bun preparer carry the hot dog across the room and throw it into a bucket. Team with the most hot dogs in after 90 seconds wins. Great fun for everyone to clean up the mess. (Call Niecy Nash.)
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