A little 3 year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His momma thinks he's been in there way too long. So she goes in to see what he's up too. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about ever 10-15 seconds, he puts the book down, grips the seat with his left hand and hits himself on the top of his head with this right hand.
His momma says: "Billy are you ok? You've been in there for quite a while."
Billy says: "I'm fine, momma... I just haven't gone poo yet."
Momma says: "Ok, you can stay in there for a few more minutes. But, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"
Billy says: "It works for ketchup."
Let the wild rumpus start!