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Blind Man and the Biker Bar

Postby Shellie » November 19th, 2008, 7:23 am

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it’s only fair, given that you’re blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3) I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
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Postby crispfin » November 19th, 2008, 7:31 am

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Postby PastorDaniel » November 19th, 2008, 3:03 pm

....and his obituary the next morning read as follows....


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Re: Blind Man and the Biker Bar

Postby JanB » November 19th, 2008, 4:25 pm

"Shellie"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”


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