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communication of the future

Postby jessicacook » July 21st, 2008, 8:00 am

THREE WOMEN,TWO YOUNGER,AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN,
WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.



SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.


"THAT WAS MY PAGER ,SHE SAID.


I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

"

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE ,I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.

"

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.


THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.


THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........
" WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX " !!
Jessica Cook

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Postby PastorDaniel » July 30th, 2008, 2:03 pm

LOL...I've heard that in other terms....:lol:
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