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The lawn mower

Postby Susie Hamilton » July 13th, 2008, 1:03 pm

A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a
little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.

'How much do you want for the mower?' asked the preacher.

'I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle,' said the
little boy.

After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, Will you take my
bike in trade for it?'

The little boy asked if he could try it out first, and, after riding the
bike around a little while, said, 'Mister, you've got yourself a deal.'

The preacher took the mower and began to crank it. He pulled on the rope
a few times with no response from the mower.
The preacher called the little boy over and said, 'I can't get this
mower to start.'

The little boy said, 'That's because you have to cuss at it to get it
started.'

The preacher said, I can't cuss. It's been so long since I became a
Christian that I don't even remember how to cuss.'

The little boy looked at him happily and said, 'You just keep pulling on
that rope. It'll come back to ya.
To God be the Glory.

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Postby PastorDaniel » July 25th, 2008, 5:03 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I've had one of those mowers!!!
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Postby dolfan » July 28th, 2008, 6:13 am

I've got a weedeater like that. :oops: It is very hard to get started. I actually tossed it straight up in the air about a month ago. Next time I picked it up, it cranked.
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