Silly songs

[mavislb]

Here's the other thread for silly songs of all kinds. Someone already posted "On Top of Spaghetti." How about others?

Be kind to your web-footed friends
for a duck may be somebody's mother.
Be kind to your friends in the swamp
Where the weather is always damp.
You may think that this is the end
Well, it is!

[rjc]

This one is really old...

Mares eat oats
and goats eat oats
and little lambs eat ivy,
kids will eat ivy too
wouldn't you.

[JanB]

"Oh, tip-toe through the tulips"

Now can't you just hear that high pitched, squeeky little voice singing that? Oh my, that got on my nerves.

[Pastor Bill]

"Oh, tip-toe through the tulips"

Now can't you just hear that high pitched, squeeky little voice singing that? Oh my, that got on my nerves.

No, I actually had a preacher I knew who used to imitate that often during messages when he was talking about something being off the wall or way out in left field. He's all I can think of when I hear that now!

[soulsearcher]

My hat, it has three corners,
Three corners has my hat.
And had it not three corners,
It would not be my hat.


... And, lest we forget, the immortal B - I - N - G - O !!!