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Ole and Sven

Postby Sherry » April 21st, 2008, 8:49 am

Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.

I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that reads:

'Da End iss Near!
Turn Yourself Aroundt Now!
Before It's Too Late!'

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'Leave us alone, you religious nuts!'

From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash.
Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, 'Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say 'Bridge Out'?'

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Postby JanB » April 21st, 2008, 9:11 am

Now, that's just plain ole funny. :lol:
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Postby soulsearcher » April 23rd, 2008, 4:26 am

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