Closing Sermon Words

curiouspk · Postby **curiouspk** » April 18th, 2008, 8:43 am

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: "Shall We Gather at the River."

rjc · Postby **rjc** » April 18th, 2008, 1:09 pm

Was the song leader Irish? :roll:

JanB · Postby **JanB** » April 18th, 2008, 4:20 pm

He definitely made some fish go crazy.

TW · Postby TW » April 18th, 2008, 5:52 pm

Where do we sign up to be baptized? In the river of course. :lol:

soulsearcher · Postby **soulsearcher** » April 21st, 2008, 7:13 am

Or could have sung, "Drinking at the springs of living water." :lol:

Paully_44 · Postby **Paully_44** » April 21st, 2008, 7:46 am

Gives new meaning to "Peace Like a River"

Jude 2