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E-mail from God

Postby Alan » April 11th, 2008, 8:10 am

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior going on.

So He called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."

God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time.

When the angel returned, he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?

Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.

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Postby JanB » April 11th, 2008, 1:06 pm

Nope, haven't gotten it yet! I guess my firewall gobbled it up. :oops: Surely, one was sent my way. :roll:
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Postby Susie Hamilton » April 11th, 2008, 1:40 pm

I think mine went to the spam filter by mistake. :shock: :shock: :lol:
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Postby rjc » April 11th, 2008, 2:04 pm

Mine probably went to the same place where the faxes people sent me are. :roll:
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Postby TW » April 11th, 2008, 4:06 pm

It's too bad y'all haven't gotten yours yet (and I sure y'all will). It really is an encouraging letter. Well got to go now, have a good night.


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Postby rjc » April 11th, 2008, 4:36 pm

:^o YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIRE!
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2 Timothy 1:7 For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind.

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Postby TW » April 11th, 2008, 6:39 pm

rjc wrote::^o YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIRE!


And exactly what is that supposed to mean? Huh? :?


TW O:)

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Postby sweetpea » April 12th, 2008, 3:20 am

I got one too. :lol: :lol:

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Postby JanB » April 12th, 2008, 7:21 am

TW wrote:It's too bad y'all haven't gotten yours yet (and I sure y'all will). It really is an encouraging letter. Well got to go now, have a good night.

TW :wink:

Wow TW, the glow from your Halo, is about to blind me. :) :) BTW: Regardless of what your sister says, :lol: I think you are a fine man and probably (?) deserve a Halo. :)
God Bless,

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Postby rjc » April 12th, 2008, 2:08 pm

JanB wrote:
TW wrote:It's too bad y'all haven't gotten yours yet (and I sure y'all will). It really is an encouraging letter. Well got to go now, have a good night.

TW :wink:

Wow TW, the glow from your Halo, is about to blind me. :) :) BTW: Regardless of what your sister says, :lol: I think you are a fine man and probably (?) deserve a Halo. :)


Boy does TW have you all fooled, remember, I KNOW THE TRUTH!
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2 Timothy 1:7 For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind.


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