I got the package. You are a sick
So the rest of you will know just how evil rjc is, let me explain.
I have a friend, a very nice lady, who just happens to march to a slightly different drummer (who by the way is out of sync). My sister knows this lady, and delights in finding the most garish things that she can to send me to give to her. The really sad thing is that this lady really loves this stuff.
So, without further delay, here is rjc's latest find.
That hurts my eyes.