New Age Supermarket

Brenda · Postby **Brenda** » February 20th, 2008, 4:33 pm

The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister
to keep produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of
thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness
the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and
the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the
smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

rjc · Postby **rjc** » February 20th, 2008, 4:50 pm

Brenda wrote:The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister
to keep produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of
thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness
the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and
the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the
smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

I almost fell out of my chair when I read this, it is too funny. :lol:

JanB · Postby **JanB** » February 21st, 2008, 9:32 am

Brenda wrote:I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Too funny. I would also hesitate before going down that aisle.

dolfan · Postby **dolfan** » February 25th, 2008, 7:34 pm

crispfin · Postby **crispfin** » February 26th, 2008, 5:54 am

The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister
to keep produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of
thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

The funny thing is, the supermarket near my house really has this one. A sign of things to come? :shock:

Postby **Shellie** » February 27th, 2008, 6:02 am

The one at my store, comes on to mist the veggies and plays, "Singing in the Rain."

rjc · Postby **rjc** » February 27th, 2008, 6:17 am

The first time I saw this at the market a while back I was reaching for a tomato when it came on and I thought I had broken something, there was no sounds or music when it came on. I do have a tendency to be a little clumsy at times.

Alan · Postby **Alan** » February 28th, 2008, 5:50 am

The Kroger stores around here all do that. They also have strobe lights that go off with the thunder before the mist starts. I don't think I've been down the toilet paper isle, and you're right I may not want to.

soulsearcher · Postby **soulsearcher** » February 28th, 2008, 7:09 am

Better steer clear of the bean isle, too.

Susie Hamilton · Postby **Susie Hamilton** » February 28th, 2008, 12:22 pm

And the dog food aisle.

soulsearcher · Postby **soulsearcher** » February 29th, 2008, 8:51 am

Just laughing at my own post. Wonder just where in the world is the "Bean ISLE?" :lol:

Bet it's a gas to live there!

JanB · Postby **JanB** » February 29th, 2008, 10:15 am

soulsearcher wrote::lol: Just laughing at my own post. Wonder just where in the world is the "Bean ISLE?" Bet it's a gas to live there!

Dude, you are just too funny. We all need to laugh more. :lol:

Jude 2