Jude 2

I will start by giving 2 words. You have to use those 2 words in ONE sentence and then give 2 more words for the next person.

For example:

dinner
booger

The whole time we ate dinner, Danny had a booger hanging from his nose.

You can't say:
Booger and dinner are two words ilovebigcats wants me to use in a sentence.

That is cheating! If you stump someone and they can't make a sentence then you win.


Next 2 words:

skittles
calendar

while munching skittles, i spilled some on the calendar.

paintball
bacon

Why does this paintball smell like bacon?


next 2 words:
diaper
good

I just changed a diaper that was NOT good after a dinner of Wendy's 99 cent chili.

chalk
tater-tots

While dipping my tater-tots in ketchup, I noticed the chalk outline of a person in my kitchen and that made me think, is it really ketchup?


blimp
shovel

Ya know, you can pop a hole in a blimp with a shovel.



Oreo
helium

I choked on my oreos while inhaling the helium from my balloon causing me to puke black cookie in a munchkin voice.

presents (as in gifts)
leaves (as in plural leaf)

Fall leaves are one of the best presents God gives us.


bicycle
crowbar

Looks like somone used a crowbar to bust up my bicycle.

Two Words.

pounds
pelt

The British trader gave 2 pounds and six pence for the beaver pelt.


2 words:
origami
war

Waging a war with my little sister, I threw an origami swan at her eyeball.


kitten
wood chipper

As I was attempting to neuter my neighbors kitten, I cut my hand off in the wood chipper.



UFO
Church

Paully_44 wrote:As I was attempting to neuter my neighbors kitten, I cut my hand off in the wood chipper.



UFO
Church

while attending the first church of the UFO, I realized that I didn't believe.

chainsaw
canary

RamboPreacher wrote:chainsaw
canary

I carved an ice sculpture of a canary with my chainsaw.


gas
smell

while in Cairo, the smell of gas and diesel was everywhere in the smog

condemnation
historicity