Postby TW » December 2nd, 2007, 7:15 am
Burning Questions:
Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they still working?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
Great Put-downs:
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Use them wisely . . .
TW