Burning Questions, and Great Put-downs

JanB · Postby **JanB** » January 15th, 2008, 4:17 pm

yo momma is so poor that she put a Big Mac on lay-a-way.

rjc · Postby **rjc** » January 15th, 2008, 4:21 pm

JanB wrote:yo momma is so poor that she put a Big Mac on lay-a-way.

That is so funny. Thanks JanB, after the day I've had this is really appreciated.

soulsearcher · Postby **soulsearcher** » January 16th, 2008, 8:14 am

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."

"If I can't be number one, number two on you!"

teach · Postby **teach** » January 16th, 2008, 9:14 am

you know, you are number 1

you want to know why? Because it is the closest number to Zero!!!

wendy k

soulsearcher · Postby **soulsearcher** » January 21st, 2008, 7:08 pm

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

sweetpea · Postby **sweetpea** » January 23rd, 2008, 5:59 pm

I've seen trees that are smarter than you.

soulsearcher · Postby **soulsearcher** » February 5th, 2008, 8:59 pm

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

Jude 2