Dog and Cat diaries

[Shellie]

DOG DIARY

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite!

11:00 am - Went to the vet. Bummer.

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite!

5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite!


CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity:

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other
inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear,
I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it
clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I
was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what
this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of
my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must
try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly
released -and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate
with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every
move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated
cell, so he is safe -- For now.

[JanB]

Now, I understand why my cat is so cantankerous, he REALLY doesn't want to be here. He did try to trip me, this morning. I will buy him generic nuggets.

[rjc]

[curiouspk]

The voice of the cat in my head was british
Go Figure

[JanB]

[Susie Hamilton]

Dog diary sounds just like my dog, Cory.