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Postby sweetpea » June 8th, 2007, 9:24 am

the biggest fish
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Postby panhandler » June 8th, 2007, 9:51 am

But, with dynamite
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Postby lady4jc » June 8th, 2007, 9:59 am

blew him up.
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Postby JanB » June 8th, 2007, 11:09 am

Ilovebigcats wrote:
Johnny went down to the river to catch dinner. On the way, he noticed that there was this man fishing downstream. So he said, "Hey aren't you the game warden who got caught driving so fast with friend Paris Hilton? That girl is so spoiled. She's never punished for picking boogers. Out in public or in jail!"
Warden Woody replied, "You married Rosie?"
"Yes but she died." said Johnny.
"Bummer dude," said the Warden but he wasn't bummed! He was free to choose another.


Suddenly he caught

Three big fish
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Postby sweetpea » June 8th, 2007, 11:37 am

but then he
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Postby rjc » June 8th, 2007, 11:58 am

sweetpea wrote:but then he


saw Shellie's duck,
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Postby Ilovebigcats » June 8th, 2007, 12:26 pm

Johnny went down to the river to catch dinner. On the way, he noticed that there was this man fishing downstream. So he said, "Hey aren't you the game warden who got caught driving so fast with friend Paris Hilton? That girl is so spoiled. She's never punished for picking boogers. Out in public or in jail!"
Warden Woody replied, "You married Rosie?"
"Yes but she died." said Johnny.
"Bummer dude," said the Warden but he wasn't bummed! He was free to choose another.
Suddenly he caught the biggest fish but the dynamite blew him up.
But then he saw Shellie's duck.


Shellie had shot
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Postby forestwalker » June 8th, 2007, 12:45 pm

everyone in sight.
For the truth that lies at the heart of theology is not something there to be discovered, but something, or rather someone, to whom we must surrender. The mystery of faith is not ultimately something that invites our questioning, but something that questions us.
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Postby sweetpea » June 8th, 2007, 1:27 pm

Her duck was
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Postby sweetpea » June 8th, 2007, 2:21 pm

in the water
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Postby rjc » June 8th, 2007, 2:25 pm

"swim Ducky, swim"
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Postby sweetpea » June 8th, 2007, 2:27 pm

come to mama
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Postby Susie Hamilton » June 8th, 2007, 2:53 pm

but the duck
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Postby sweetpea » June 8th, 2007, 3:28 pm

turned around and
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Postby JanB » June 8th, 2007, 3:45 pm

sweetpea wrote:turned around and

ran from them
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