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[MrDanger]

So you are saying you like John Grisham novels?

[MrDanger]

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[RamboPreacher]

So you are saying you like John Grisham novels?

no, but I am a Novell certified engineer, is John?

[MrDanger]

I don't know, but Norvell Austin used to make me laugh when he would wrestle as a member of the Midnight Express (with Randy Rose and Dennis Condrey) and the Pretty Young Things (with Koko B. Ware).

[Shellie]

Mr. Danger wrote:

Norvell

I don't know about Norvell, but I do know about Nervous Norvus.



TRANSFUSION
Nervous Norvus

ZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM
Tooling down the hightway doing 79
I'm a twin pipe papa and I'm feelin fine
Hey man dig that was that a red stop sign-
(scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)
Transfusion transfusion
I'm just a solid mess of contusions
Never never never gonna speed again
Slip the blood to me Bud

I jump in my rod about a quarter to nine
I gotta make a date with that chick of mine
I cross the center line man you gotta make time-
(scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)
Transfusion transfusion
Oh man I got the cotton pickin convolutions
Never never never gonna speed again
Shoot the juice to me Bruce

My foot's on the throttle and it's made of lead
But I'm a fast ridding daddy with a real cool head
I'ma gonna pass a truck on the hill ahead-
(scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)
Transfusion transfusion
My red corpsuckles (sic) are in mass confusion
Never never never gonna speed again
Pass the crimson to me Jimson

I took a little drink and I'm feelin right
I can fly right over everything everything in sight
There's a slow poking cat I'm gonna pass him on the right-
(scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)
Transfusion transfusion
I'm a real gone paleface and that's no illusion
I'ma never never never gonna speed again
Pass the claret to me Barrett

A rollin down the mountain on a rainy day
Oh when you see me coming better start to pray
I'ma cuttin up the road and I'm the boss all the way-
(scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)
Transfusion transfusion
Oh doc pardon me for this crazy intrusion
I'm never never never gonna speed again
Pump the fluid in me Louie

I'm burning up the highway early this morn
I'm passing everybody oh nothing but corn
Man outa my way I don't drive with my horn-
(scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)
Transfusion transfusion
Oh nurse I'm gonna make a new resolution
I'm never never never gonna speed again
Put a gallon in me Alan

Oh barnyard drivers are found in two classes
Line crowding hogs and speeding jacka**es
So rememmber to slow down today
Hey daddy-o
Make that type O huh
Atta-boy
(scrreeech-BANG!!tinkle)

[MrDanger]

Yeah, um, I don't know that one Shellie. But I do have a love poem written by Eric Minter.

My Lovepoem by eric

Hey! Bosomhead!
I liken thee unto all them same animals that Solomon liked.
You are a fresh spring, full of nutrients and stuff;
I am wooed! I am wooed!

O flower of my youth;
You are the unkillable kudzu;
drawing all the moisture from my throat;
and tangling my ankles with strong supple vines.

I am lost in your affections;
Your affections are like some of that stuff on soap operas;
except not as good;
but them women do that for a living.

You are perty in a weird sort of way;
sometimes I think about you for a really long time;
but I stop when I get bored with it.
Your blemishes hardly bother me at all.

Where shall I find another like unto thee?
If even I could, I probably would not want to;
I think you are really swell;
I have always thought you were swollen.

One time somebody said to me that they thought you were kind of like the raisins in Raisin Bran;
You know, pretty shriveled up, but I wouldn't want to eat it without them.
I wished I could talk like that guy.
Then you would like me for sure.

I for walks in the cool green meadow;
the cattle graze contentedly in the long lush grass;
sometimes they raise their heads to meet my eyes;
and I think of you.

I don't believe I could say it more clearly, than if it were said more clearly, you're neato.

[Shellie]

Mr. Danger,

Are you a closet poet?

[Shellie]

Since we are talking about poetry and I don't want to be a hijacker, here's one of my favorites.

"I ran up the doors and closed the stairs, said my pajamas and put on my prayers, turned out the bed and jumped into light, all because he kissed me goodnight."

[Paully_44]

[I am a Novell certified engineer

People still use Novell???

[MrDanger]

Mr. Danger,

Are you a closet poet?

No, my dear moderator. That piece of fine art was written by none other that the legendary, yea I dare say mythological, Eric Minter.

[teach]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Spell check!
How much WOOD, WOULD a WOODCHUCK CHUCK if a WOODCHUCK could CHUCK WOOD?

whoops, my bad!

wendy k

[soulsearcher]

Eric Minter was the Jr. Groom in my wedding.

[panhandler]

Have I mentioned that I went to High School with John Grisham??

[RamboPreacher]

Have I mentioned that I went to High School with John Grisham??

Awesome! I went to High School too!! woohoo!!

[doilooklost]

I went to high school as well, but act like I am still in junior... wait my good I mean middle school.