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Postby Phil Hoover » October 17th, 2012, 5:18 am

"High Maintenance PASTORS..."
There is a ROCK between me and a hard place. His name is JESUS.
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Postby paul » October 17th, 2012, 5:24 am

If you have to be stroked after every sermon you might be a HMP
You cannot effectively love and minister to others when you are obsessed with protecting
and preserving yourself.
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Postby paul » October 17th, 2012, 5:25 am

If your unhappy because the church didnot do any thing special for your birthday you might be a HMP
You cannot effectively love and minister to others when you are obsessed with protecting

and preserving yourself.
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Postby dolfan » October 17th, 2012, 6:45 am

If you charge Skittles on the church credit card, you might be a HMP.


True story at a church I used to belong to.
Human government bears the same relation to hell as the church bears to heaven. (David Lipscomb, On Civil Government, 72).
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Postby Pastor Bill » October 17th, 2012, 7:42 am

If you leave a church and do your best to tear down the church and people you leave behind... You might be a HMP
"Why would God allow Hitler his chapter in history? Why would God send a whale to swallow Jonah or turn a woman into a pillar of salt? Surely there were other ways. But I'll leave the particular methods of God to God."
-Spoken by David Abraham, Showdown by Ted Dekker
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Postby Pastor Gary » October 17th, 2012, 10:12 am

If you refuse to cancel poorly-attended scheduled services because you lose the chance to receive an offering, you might be a HMP.
"God is excited to show you mercy. He rises to give you His compassion." (Isaiah 30:18)

"For surely, O LORD, you bless the righteous;
you surround them with your favor as with a shield." (Psalm 5:12)
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Postby dawgs10 » October 17th, 2012, 10:45 am

If you cancel a service so that you don't have to prepare two sermons or your leadership would prefer to be somewhere else you might be a HMP. (Sounds like a thread for another time).
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Postby PastorDaniel » November 5th, 2012, 11:25 pm

if you insist on preaching an hour just because you like to ramble...you might be a HMP...
Pastor Daniel :D
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Postby PastorDaniel » November 5th, 2012, 11:28 pm

if you insist on being called Pastor, Bishop, Reverend...you might be a HMP...
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Postby oletimer » November 7th, 2012, 4:41 pm

PastorDaniel wrote:
Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:25 am Subject:
if you insist on preaching an hour just because you like to ramble...you might be a HMP...


He might also be lazy and does not study out his messages. really a HMP
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you might be a HMP if...

Postby RamboPreacher » November 19th, 2012, 5:04 pm

if you don't like when leaders and congregants attend special events and training, because they bring back ideas and are excited about desiring change.
Thanks, Brent "RamboPreacher" Hoefling
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