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Postby TW » October 10th, 2012, 6:07 pm

If they have their Pastor's home phone, cell phone, and office phone numbers on speed dial; they might be a HMM!
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Postby Pastor Gary » October 10th, 2012, 7:16 pm

If you whine about never being used in the church, but say "NO!" to everything you're asked to do, you might be a HMM.
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If the pastor

Postby Martha » October 11th, 2012, 3:55 am

If the pastor is in your home more than any of the other members homes, you may be a HMM.

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Postby PastorP » October 11th, 2012, 2:27 pm

after the 6 month honeymoon is over and you say the church will not survive unless there is a pastoral change, you ARE a HMM!

Excuse me, you may be a HMM!
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Postby PastorP » October 11th, 2012, 2:29 pm

you pout and fret because you don't get your way, you may be a HMM!
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Postby PastorP » October 11th, 2012, 2:31 pm

no matter what the pastor may preach or teach, your soul is not FED, you may be a HMM!
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Postby PastorP » October 11th, 2012, 2:32 pm

If you are mad because the PK's get more attention then your kids, you may be a HMM!
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what about

Postby Phil Hoover » October 12th, 2012, 7:09 am

High Maintenance Pastors?

Thoughts?
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Re: what about

Postby Pastor Gary » October 12th, 2012, 8:24 am

Phil Hoover wrote:High Maintenance Pastors?

Thoughts?

Start your own thread and stop hijacking mine. :x
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Postby dawgs10 » October 17th, 2012, 8:03 am

if you have been through 7 church's and 7 pastor's in a year and was "hurt" in all of them, you might be a HMM.

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Postby PastorDaniel » November 5th, 2012, 11:22 pm

If you don't tithe or give, but are the most vocal at the budget meeting...you might be a HMM...
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Postby PastorDaniel » November 5th, 2012, 11:24 pm

If you call in the middle of the night and say..."did I wake you"...or to say that you've had a bad day...or to speak for any other reason than an actual life threatening emergency...



you might be a HMM...
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you might be a HMM if...

Postby RamboPreacher » November 19th, 2012, 5:06 pm

you believe that every little idea that you have for your church should be implemented without prayer, and leadership/pastoral support.
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