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Finish the sentence.

Postby TW » June 30th, 2012, 1:38 pm

It's so hot that -------------------------------------!
Anglo-Saxon Proto-English Manuscripts (995 AD): “God lufode middan-eard swa, dat he seade his an-cennedan sunu, dat nan ne forweorde de on hine gely ac habbe dat ece lif."

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Re: Finish the sentence.

Postby pastorables » June 30th, 2012, 3:07 pm

TW wrote:It's so hot that -------------------------------------!


"It's so hot that the tar is melting around the edges of our church parking lot!" (no fibbing)

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Postby dolfan » June 30th, 2012, 3:10 pm

...the National Weather Service has issued a "fat guy in a tank top" warning.
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Postby dolfan » June 30th, 2012, 3:12 pm

....I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog.
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Postby dolfan » June 30th, 2012, 3:14 pm

....Auburn co-eds are actually taking the bags off their heads.
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Re: Finish the sentence.

Postby TW » June 30th, 2012, 3:49 pm

pastorables wrote:
TW wrote:It's so hot that -------------------------------------!


"It's so hot that the tar is melting around the edges of our church parking lot!" (no fibbing)

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I don't know what the official temp will be for today, but my thermometer registered 107 at 2:00 p.m.


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Anglo-Saxon Proto-English Manuscripts (995 AD): “God lufode middan-eard swa, dat he seade his an-cennedan sunu, dat nan ne forweorde de on hine gely ac habbe dat ece lif."



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Postby RamboPreacher » July 1st, 2012, 8:02 am

it's summer and i don't expect it to not be. :)
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It's so hot that...

Postby Daniel » July 1st, 2012, 12:37 pm

...I'm sweating like a pig at a barbecue.

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Postby Full Quiver » July 2nd, 2012, 3:02 am

.....I am officially a hot husband again
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Postby macgulley » July 2nd, 2012, 3:36 am

... the dog is melting. Image
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Postby lady4jc » July 2nd, 2012, 5:58 am

Corn is popping in the fields.

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Postby macgulley » July 2nd, 2012, 9:03 am

dolfan wrote:....Auburn co-eds are actually taking the bags off their heads.


I expect better from you, Dolfan. :(
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Re: Finish the sentence.

Postby PastorP » July 2nd, 2012, 10:36 am

TW wrote:It's so hot that -------------------------------------!


I saw a bird trying get a worm out of the ground, and it was using a potholder!
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Re: Finish the sentence.

Postby Paully_44 » July 2nd, 2012, 11:49 am

TW wrote:It's so hot that -------------------------------------!


its not. 71 and overcast here. near perfect weather.
Let the wild rumpus start!

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Postby Phil Hoover » July 3rd, 2012, 12:31 am

I am already dreaming of a WHITE CHRISTMAS....
There is a ROCK between me and a hard place. His name is JESUS.


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