Postby ImaPK » April 6th, 2004, 11:53 am
Pure Polar Bear
A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad,
am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are
son. I'm all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear,
your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all
polar bear."
Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and
asks, "Mom, am I pure polar bear?" She answers, "Of
course you are honey. I'm all polar bear, your father
is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, and
his parents are all polar bear."
Still not convinced the baby polar bear goes to his
grandparents and asks, "Grandmom...Grandpop...am I all
polar bear?" His grandmother answers, "Of course you
are sweetie. We're all polar bear, your mother is all
polar bear, your father is all polar bear, and his parents
are all polar bear. Why do you ask sweetie?"
The baby polar bears replies, "Because I'm freezing!"
Last edited by
ImaPK on December 4th, 2004, 2:33 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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