Mad wife

[Shellie]

Mad Wife

A guy was sitting quietly reading his
paper when his wife walked up behind
him and whacked him on the head with
a magazine.

"What was that for?" he asked. "That
was for the piece of paper in your
pants pocket with the name Laura Lou
written on it," she replied.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the
races, Laura Lou was the name of one
of the horses I bet on," he explained.

"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said.
"I should have known there was a good
explanation."

Three days later he was watching a
ball game on TV when she walked up
and hit him in the head again, this
time with the iron skillet, which
knocked him out cold. When he came to,
he asked, "What the heck was that for?"

She replied, "Your horse called."

[JanB]

I have always heard that the iron skillet has multi uses. I use mine for corn bread.