Jude 2

Finally, an error message I understand.

Facts you may not know Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an "unidentified flying object" with five aliens aboard -- sex unknown -- crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up...

Growing up in a coal mining camp in Alabama, we always had a real tree - that we actually hiked back into the mountains and chopped down. Each year we would pack in the car and "go to town (Birmingham) to see the lights." I loved driving by the "big" houses (3/2 ranchers) that ha...

PERKS OF BEING OVER 50 If you are not over 50, this is what you have to look forward to. 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 pm and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5....

In theaters December 1

"The NATIVITY Story"

Go to website then click "videos" to watch trailers and interviews.

Directed by a woman, Catherine Hardwicke.



www.thenativitystory.com

The minister would have to say, "Everyone turn in your PSP's to Isaiah, chapter 40, verse 28."


What if buttons on new clothes never came off?

Turn On the Light Tonight
by John Fischer

That is one EXCELLENT article. I just copied and pasted into an email to several of my friends.

I don't like the mundaneness of the "mmmmmmmm" of your hummmmmmmms so I'm spliting and going retro with my COTBSWECOTPNTTFSS (Church Of The Blue-Back Songbooks Where Everybody Calls Out The Page Numbers To Their Favorite Songs Simultaneously).

The ACME company would go bankrupt.

What if there were no unsolved mysteries?

Have on my Wedding Robe, of course!

What if eating pizza was illegal?

Gilda Radner as Rosanna Rosanadana
Bill Murray as the Lounge Singer...
The Sweeney Sisters...
Chris Farley as the Motivational Speaker
Jim Breuer as Goatboy
Will Ferrell playing cowbell...
Cheri Oteri as Judge Judy...

PRICELESS

For now, just give me my 24!!!!

There'll be plenty of time to wrestle with the writers later.

Gabriel would finally blow his trumpet.

What if you had to kiss the last person you called on your cell phone?